before and after listening to BEYONCÉ
today in school I learned that if you do not want to have sex with your boyfriend you’re supposed to put your hands up and say “I do not wish to become sexually active” so I’ve been practicing
after taking about 20 of these I realized that this might be why I’ve never had a boyfriend
"if she wasnt fat shed be-" stop
"hed be hot if his acne-" stop
"if she shaved id fuc-" stOP
"shed be pretty if she-" sTOP
"if he wasnt so-" STOP
STOP MAKING PEOPLE FEEL BAD BECAUSE OF A MINOR INSECURITY OR FLAW
your honor, in my defense, I figured the nuclear explosion would be enough to dislodge my kite from the tree
a picture of leonardo di caprio crying, made out of pictures of oscar winners
ok tumblr, i hear you loud and clear. Leonardo DOES deserve an Oscar.
but are we just going to ignore the fact that Johnny Depp has no Oscar either?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE ACADEMY
THANK YOU I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS.
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
what the hell are you
This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in
who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere
leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
everyone’s got that couple of fanfics that you just read over and over even though you practically know it by heart because it’s so perfect it’s like a favorite book and you just catch yourself clicking to a random chapter on it because it’s so good it’s comforting to reread it
do me for the vine
ok but only bc you can only last 6 seconds anyway
fanfiction is nice until you’re threatened with being a character in it